Spice Up Your (After) Life
I still remember the first time you kissed me. You said it was the kiss that you had been waiting for. You said that it felt so right. You said that I was “The One”.
And I bought that. I fell for you. We were so happy until you finally met this chick. And all of a sudden, you decided you wanted to get married with her.
I, of course, was in shock. I kept asking you “Why?”. You, of course, came up with the answer “We cannot get married because you are a man.”
Right.
So you left me and got married with her.
Could you imagine how I felt? Of course, you could not, because you were too busy fucking that bitch who just became your wife.
A few months after your wedding, you called me again. You said you missed me. Ha ha. Do you still remember that? Well I do. Vividly. To be honest, I missed you too, but I told you to fuck off and hung up the phone.
And yesterday, I read about you in the newspaper. You are now so famous. "Goodie goodie", I thought, "Finally, your dreams of hitting the fame came true". Your face is everywhere. Your wife’s face is also everywhere.
Well, to be fair, she’s the one who made the headline: A wife caught his husband cheating with another man and fatally shot them multiple times.
Way to go to make a scene, man! The news went viral.
You picked the right woman. She’s a badass, your wife.
Oh well, I gotta go. I might visit your wife in the prison later and high five her.
Jakarta, 26 September 2013.
Written during Jakarta CouchSurfing Writers' Club under the theme of "Taste: Spicy".
Written during Jakarta CouchSurfing Writers' Club under the theme of "Taste: Spicy".
Ha ha!! ha ha!! can't stop laughing :D
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I KNOW RIGHT :))) Thanks for stopping by and leaving the comments :)
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